If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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