You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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