doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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