whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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