He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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