Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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