Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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