So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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