The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
