Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I smell like Dick and happiness
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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