i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Can I color on your dick again?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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