his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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