rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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