You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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