what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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