He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Dignity is for republicans.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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