I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
