Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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