what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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