I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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