Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
