that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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