normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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