My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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