What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
