actually, I'm a sock model
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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