i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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