that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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