So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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