that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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