how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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