Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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