Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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