you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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