we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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