their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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