I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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