yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
