And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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