Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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