she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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