Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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