The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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