Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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