I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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