Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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