Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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