No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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