i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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