ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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