Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i barfeds in our rink
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
