The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
