Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so explain again why im purple
no
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
