This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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