My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Randomize
