At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Houston, we have a blender
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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