No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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