so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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