I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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